Spanking Calculator Is Up

Quite a few years ago, I had tasked my husband with creating a spanking calculator that would randomly pick an implement and randomly pick a number of swats or lashes. He figured out how to do it on an Excel spreadsheet. Then I had him tweak it to have 3 parts to the spanking.

At that time, the spankings I would give my husband had 3 parts.

Getting His Attention – Where I spanked him with harsh, very sting-y, tear causing implement, like the heel of my sandal.

Long Lasting Effect – Usually my Italian leather, doubled over belt that will blister and bruise his backside for weeks to come. Ergo…having a long lasting effect.

Exclamation Point – Usually the cane. It was the meanest implement in the house until the wicked switch showed up.

At any rate, we were talking about putting it for sale on the website but he said, why not just create it for free? He’s right. That is a better approach. So…he figured out a way to do this on the website and just published it today.

Please check out our Spanking Calculator and feel free to use it as you see fit! Sorry fella’s. 😉

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