Quite a few years ago, I had tasked my husband with creating a spanking calculator that would randomly pick an implement and randomly pick a number of swats or lashes. He figured out how to do it on an Excel spreadsheet. Then I had him tweak it to have 3 parts to the spanking.
At that time, the spankings I would give my husband had 3 parts.
Getting His Attention – Where I spanked him with harsh, very sting-y, tear causing implement, like the heel of my sandal.
Long Lasting Effect – Usually my Italian leather, doubled over belt that will blister and bruise his backside for weeks to come. Ergo…having a long lasting effect.
Exclamation Point – Usually the cane. It was the meanest implement in the house until the wicked switch showed up.
At any rate, he created a dynamic Excel spreadsheet that does exactly that…pick a random implement for each category AND select a random number of swats/lashes per section. Joey is pretty talented if I do say so myself.
So he finished this custom spanking calculator (or spanking generator) on Excel, and you can actually buy it for a nominal fee. (But you DO need Excel to run it). And if you have Excel but just aren’t sure how to use it, I created a video tutorial explaining exactly how to set it up. You can watch that here – Spanking Calculator Video Tutorial. Anyway, it is pretty cool in that you can make it totally customized to your implements and your spanking style, tolerance, etc. But he also created a free version (not customizable) for our site. Granted, it obviously doesn’t have all the bells and whistles but hey, it’s free.
Please check out our free Spanking Calculator and feel free to use it as you see fit! Sorry fella’s. 😉