Free Spanking Calculator. Hit Refresh or Reload on your browser to re-calc: NOTE: Only works on Firefox, Brave & Microsoft Edge. Does NOT work on Chrome. **New completely customizable spanking calculator is now available here.

Each section randomly selects an implement and number of swats or lashes with that implement, upon each page load/refresh. Here is how the three sections or parts to the spanking calculator are generated.

In the first section, “Getting His Attention”, the spanking calculator will  randomly select between these spanking implements: Sandal Heel, Wooden Bathbrush, Jokari Paddle, Heavy Hair Brush, Jelly Thong Sandal.

These implements are great “stinging implements” that can bring tears to his eyes if spanked in quick succession. The number of swats are randomly generated between 30 to 40.

In the “Long Lasting Effect” section, the spanking calculator will  randomly select between these spanking implements: Italian Leather Belt, Heavy Work Belt, Razor Strap, Punishment Strap.

These implements are great at blistering and bruising that backside. This is the core of the spanking that will leave a lasting effect for days to come. The number of swats are randomly generated between 40 to 50.

In the “Exclamation Point” section, the spanking calculator will  randomly select between these spanking implements: Instant Pot Cord, White Cane, Wicked Switch, Leather Horse Reins.

These implements are the most painful implements in the house and a great way to put an exclamation point on the spanking and his backside. These implements will leave welts and marks that last for weeks. And will bring more tears and crying if he isn’t already. As these are very intense implements, The number of lashes are randomly generated between 20 to 25.

The average combined total swats for all three sections is around 105.

Each time you refresh the page, the calculator will redo all random selections (Implements and Swat/Lashes) for all variables on the page. Enjoy!

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