The Insane Pain of the Cane
Way back when we were doing spankings for fun, looking for “harsh” implements wasn’t that scary because I always knew there was a quick way out in the form of my safeword.
As my Wife may have mentioned in a post or two…I have always been one to try and push myself or test my limits. And so when I had read on a few spankings blogs that the cane was extremely painful, I thought, why not? Let’s see what that’s all about. Thoughts of my hot wife, role playing as a teacher holding an old school rattan cane, instantly excited me.
So I found a cane on eBay but I really didn’t know what to look for. Turns out that I got a rattan cane that was very light and only 1/8″ in diameter. She tried it out on me and while it did sting a little, it did NOT live up to the hype I had built up for it in my mind, and I quickly lost interest.
Our First REAL Cane
A few years past and I came across an online store called CANE-IAC. They sell all kinds of spanking implements but as the name would suggest, they have a great selection of spanking canes at very good prices. I bought a pair of rattan canes that were about 3/8″ in diameter. When they were delivered I immediately noticed the difference in size and weight and knew that it was going to be worse than the smaller cane I had bought years prior.
And boy was I right! That cane had a lot more sting to it and caused a different type of pain than I had experienced before. Soon thereafter, I read onlinie about how soaking the cane in water for some time before the spanking, would increase its weight, density, flexibility and sting. So of course I had to check that shit out! Another one of my brain-iac moments! LOL
Soaking Your Cane
I took some PVC tubing I had in the garage and measured it to be just a little shorter than the cane. Then I used PVC glue to glue a PVC cap onto one end. After it dried, I just filled up the pipe with water and insert the cane in the open end. It doesn’t take much water and most of the cane is completely submerged in water. After 12 hours, I pulled it out and yes, it was working. The cane was taking on water and becoming heavier and more evil by the hour. I did a chart to see at what point it would reach its saturation.
As you can see by the chart above, it gained 8 grams or .28 ounces of weight upon saturation.
And when the moment of truth came to pass, we learned two important things…
1) The sting from the water soaked cane, made it the worst and most feared implement in the house! (This was prior to the invention of the Wicked Switch). And quickly reduced me to tears.
2) It is a good idea to pull the cane out of the water (spanking end down), about 3 to 4 hours prior to the spanking. This allows some of the excess water to seep out. Otherwise, you’ll get water sprays across whatever room you’re in when she starts swinging it. This is obviously not good for computers, TVs, leather chairs, walls, etc.
The pain from each lash was so intense, my knees buckled after the first lash due to the pain but then a secondary searing pain seems to deepen into your butt right at the point of where the lash had landed. And right as your brain is realizing this secondary, searing pain, the next lash lands starting a new cycle of pain. And the accumulation of searing pain continues to grow and grow as the lashes continue.
Oh and the end of that cane is mean as hell. The extra flexibility added to the cane by the water, helps it end of the cane, wrap around ever so slightly and bite the side of your butt. Those lashes are excruciating. But probably the worst lashes are the ones that land on the upper back of the legs, just underneath the cup of the butt.
This cane was a game changer and became the thing I feared most. It also made a few trips on vacation with us as it is a quiet implement. If I acted up during our vacation, even though we were in a hotel room, she would just have me grab a pillow to cry out into it and then the lashes would start landing.
So, over the following years, I would still get spanked with one of her sandals or belts, but when she really wanted to make a point or if I really messed up…I’d hear her say, “Go soak the cane.” The most feared words that used to come out of her mouth. And I would take that long walk to our room, and dreadfully soak the rod that was going to be tearing into my backside in a day and a half. The clock started ticking. And it was a terrible reminder, every time I walked into our master bathroom, to see the PVC pipe there with the handle of the cane sticking out of it. Almost waving to me and reminding me of what was to come. Then on the night of the spanking, she’d tell me during or right after dinner to go pull the cane out. Again, dreadful walk to go pull it out, wipe it off and leave it leaning against the wall on a towel, knowing that we’re just a few hours away from getting spanked with the worst implement in the house.
The “White Lightning” Cane
One day, I pissed her off to the point where she would’ve used the cane on me but didn’t want to wait the day and a half to spank me. So back to CANE-IAC we went and she found and bought this white Lexan cane.
Now she had a cane that she could use without having to wait for the water soaking as required for the rattan cane. And it is equally as painful. She’s mentioned about getting a Delrin cane too but thankfully she hasn’t yet. If I don’t find out how evil a Delrin cane is, that suits me just fine.