Boys Will Be Boys

All throughout our long relationship, it has not been uncommon for Joey to smack my ass. So, you might be asking yourself, “How the hell does he get away with THAT in a FLR DD relationship? Much less, with the Wicked Queen?!?” Right?

I can’t say I “love” it but I don’t hate it enough to make an issue out of it. It’s mildly annoying, mostly. I’ve come to pretty much expect it just about anytime I bend over in front of him (anywhere, anytime, around anyone, mind you). It’s usually with his hand and not too hard. I’d say his swats are somewhere between a pat and a smack. For the most part there are two instances when it really chaps my hide though (no pun intended). One of those times is if I am deep in thought or super busy and he startles me when he does it. Then he will get an earful as I turn around swinging! He gets smacked with either my hand, sandal or whatever is in reach at the time. As far as the second instance where I really can’t stand it…this is where the FLR DD aspect enters into the picture…

As we’ve stated before, “this thing of ours” has, over time, manifested into sort of a hybrid FLR arrangement. We are, by most people’s assessment, a typical affectionate and playful couple. If you’ve read this blog for a while, you already know that Joey is not only “all guy” but he can be ornery, naughty, and mischievous. And that’s even when he’s behaving! Our family and friends are well aware of what a brat he is so it surprises no one if he has whacked me on the rear and I end up chasing him through the house with my belt or sandal. It’s actually quite comical to hear people chuckle and shake their heads as they tell him, “You’re poking the bear,” or “you like living dangerously.” Little do they know!

I’d venture to state, that the typical spankee does not go from model citizen to prime candidate for a woodshed whuppin’ overnight. Joey usually exhibits a pattern when he is on his way to a spanking. He will sneak up to and then straddle that line for as long as he can get away with it. He will become less and less anticipatory of my needs. He will start to commit little acts of disobedience and rule bending. Then he’ll start to engage in behaviors that let me know he has officially crossed the line from needing an attitude adjustment spanking, to needing a full-fledged “trip to the woodshed” spanking. One of those things is when he gets what my mother used to call “mouthy”. And of course…wait for it…you know it’s coming…then he starts swatting my ass just about every chance he gets! Like, he will go out of his way to swat my ass whether I’m bent over or not. Granted, he will try to tell me it was a love tap or that he thought he saw a fly there or some other bit of ridiculousness. He says it with what I know he hopes is a cute smile on his face. When we get to this point I know that if I don’t bring him back in line with a much deserved spanking, his attitude and behavior will continue to spiral downward, eventually becoming unbearable.

There was a time, several months ago, that Joey needed a good, hard spanking. I intended to give him a spanking that was more severe than an attitude adjustment spanking, but not quite a woodshed whuppin’. He had been tiptoeing over the line and then back pedaling like crazy. I told him that he had a spanking coming that was for his own good. I told him that me spanking him now would circumvent the path he was on, which was straight to the woodshed. His spanking was to take place the next day but due to circumstances beyond my control, that window of opportunity closed. When Joey figured this out, the smirk on his face left little doubt that he would indeed be earning his trip to the woodshed after all.

The next several days were full of lots of solid and frequent smacks to my backside, usually followed with comments like, “I was just dusting your pants off.” Or worse, “Hey behave.” Not to worry. I didn’t take this lying down. I did administer impromptu swats and lashes with various items, (which may be a future blog post) but he was too far gone for those to have a long-lasting effect. So I knew what needed to happen.

As I think Joey has mentioned in a previous blog post, he has this little piece of flawed logic that he uses. It goes something like, “Well, I’m going to get it anyway so I may as well go down in a blaze of glory.” I’m literally shaking my head as I type this. Are you shaking your head as you read it? It took a few days for another opportunity to present itself for he and I to have some quality alone time. I can assure you; that bravado diminished significantly as soon as he realized, oh yes, this is happening. And then ALL of it went out the window at the very first swat!

So trust me, our marriage is not immune to this male predilection of butt smacking. It’s one thing for him to playfully swat me because…well, I still don’t know why he does it but I allow it, chalking it up to him just being a dude. But it’s quite another when he is being insolent and challenging me. I will punish him for his insolence and meet his challenge EVERY time.

And my happy ending to this story, is that after a good old fashioned butt whuppin’, he doesn’t even THINK about swatting my butt for well over a month.

So, to my spanking ladies out there…I’m genuinely curious…does your significant other smack your behind in passing like on the TikTok videos? Do allow it? Do you like it? Do you hate it? And what about you smack-ers out there? What kind of reaction do YOU get and are there any consequences?