The Spanking Machine

(5 customer reviews)

Original price was: $150.00.Current price is: $139.95.

As we’ve stated a time or two before, the number one question we get asked is: How can I get my girlfriend or wife to spank me? Or, how do I find a woman who will spank me? Well, we’ve provided some resources for those in either scenario, but in the meantime, we found a spanking machine that can perhaps “scratch that itch” in the interim. 😃

We are proud to be working with the manufacturer of this Spanking Machine. And we’ve worked out a deal with them to get our readers 15% OFF when buying from us! A savings of over $20!


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This Spanking Machine is…

Compact – This is a nice and compact machine. It only weighs just over 2 lbs., and the dimensions of the unit itself (sans the attachment hardware) is approximately 9 inches tall by 5 inches wide (including the spanking implement holder). So you can easily store this in a drawer, shelf, or small foot locker. It can be taken on trips, is easily able to attach to most desks, and provides a spanking in multiple positions!

spanking machine using wicked switchVersatile – There are a variety of spanking implements that you can use with the spanking machine. What we’ve found to work best so far are the cane, bath brush, and, of course, the Wicked Switch. Note: The weight limit of the implement should not exceed 4.4 ounces.

Convenient – Imagine getting a spanking whenever you choose, and in the comfort and privacy of your own home!

**IMPORTANT NOTE** This spanking machine is obviously not capable of providing a severe spanking like The Wicked Queen (or Mean Queen) gives Joey, but to be honest, most people can’t handle, and don’t want (or need) that kind of spanking. So IF you are a heavy player capable of taking the kind of spankings that Joey takes, this may not satisfy your spanking needs. HOWEVER, Joey found that when using it with a cane, or the Wicked Switch, he had to stop it a few times because of the sting. Read more about his first spanking machine spanking and tips to increase its spanking sting.

This spanking machine is sent directly to you from the manufacturer in Spain, but is sent via FEDEX or DHL Express in most cases. And speaking from personal experience, it is well packaged, discreet, and arrives quickly!

Note: For Novelty Purposes Only. This novelty toy is intended to be used by consenting adults. We assume no responsibility for any damage caused by the use of this product. If using for impact play, we highly recommend starting at the minimum level and working your way up to the harder levels, until you find the right level for you.

For more insight, here’s a post Joey did about it: A Spanking Machine Exists

Additional information

Weight50 lbs

5 reviews for The Spanking Machine

  1. Tim M. (verified owner)

    This machine really works. I just got it this week and have tried about 5 implements in it. Firm but whippy implements work the best – the switching on level 6 literally felt like a strict female was giving it. – I would recommend this.

  2. Chris (verified owner)

    Gives a very good spanking.

  3. Satinsubmissive (verified owner)

    Wow ! Great machine. This sure beats the cost of a dominatrix . Easy to assemble. Ordered on a Sunday and arrived 4 days later. I have found the random mode works best for me. Even on #10, you get short breaks , between swats. The swats seem to come in groups of 1, 2 or 3. It will leave a nice red zone on your cheeks with a nice stinging to burning sensation at the end. Maintenance spankings, will now be a weekly affair .
    Highly recommended for those in need of regular corrections .

  4. Randy

    Spanker Machine Packs A Wallop! I used a rattan cane. I started with a setting of 8. I bared my bottom, touched my toes and took 10 rapid strokes. I had raised welts and had difficulty sitting down for 2 days In hindsight, i should have started with a much lower setting. The 2 negatives on this product are choice of instrument (not everything fits) and placement I used a skid free material under the vice grip, but it will slip off onto the floor if it is not properly secured. I would give this product 4 out of 5 stars

  5. Thatsmallgrl (verified owner)

    Firstly, the shipping was quite quick and discreet!! For someone who isn’t all that handy, I was able to set it up with relative ease. Tried a few implements. Wow, it really packs a wallop!! This is great since I don’t have anyone to keep me accountable. I found a bamboo rod was the most effective. So happy to be able to have regular discipline in my life now.

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