The Spanking Machine

(1 customer review)


As we’ve stated a time or two before…the number one question we get asked is how can I get my girlfriend or wife to spank me? Or, how do I FIND a woman who will spank me? Well, we’ve provided some resources for those in either scenario, but in the meantime, we found a spanking machine that can perhaps “scratch that itch” in the interim. 😃

We are proud to be working with the manufacturer of this Spanking Machine. And we’ve worked out a deal with them to get our readers 15% OFF when buying from us! A savings of over $20!


4 in stock



This Spanking Machine Is…

Compact – This is a nice and compact machine. It only weighs just over 2 lbs., and the dimensions of the unit itself (sans the attachment hardware), is approximately 9 inches tall by 5 inches wide (including the spanking implement holder). So you can easily store this in a drawer, shelf, or a small foot locker. It can be taken on trips and is easily able to attach to most desks, and provide a spanking in multiple positions!

spanking machine using wicked switchVersatile – There are a variety of spanking implements that you can use with the spanking machine. What we’ve found to work best so far, are, the cane, bath brush and of course the Wicked Switch. Note: The weight limit of the implement should not exceed 4.4 ozs.

Convenient – Imagine getting a spanking whenever you choose, and in the comfort and privacy of your own home!

**IMPORTANT NOTE** This spanking machine is obviously not capable of providing a severe spanking like The Wicked Queen gives Joey…but to be honest…most people can’t handle, and don’t want (or need) that kind of spanking. So IF you are a heavy player, capable of taking the kind of spankings that Joey takes…this may not satisfy your spanking needs. HOWEVER, Joey found when using it with a cane, or the Wicked Switch, he had to stop it a few times because of the sting. Read more about his first spanking machine spanking and tips to increase it’s spanking sting.

This spanking machine is sent directly to you from the manufacturer in Spain, but is sent FEDEX. And speaking from personal experience, it is well packaged, discreet, and arrives quickly!

Note: For Novelty Purposes Only. This novelty toy is intended to be used by consenting adults. We assume no responsibility for any damage by use of this product. If using for impact play, we highly recommend starting at the minimum level and working your way up to the harder levels, until you find the right level for you.

For more insight, here’s a post Joey did about it: A Spanking Machine Exists

Additional information

Weight50 lbs

1 review for The Spanking Machine

  1. Tim M. (verified owner)

    This machine really works. I just got it this week and have tried about 5 implements in it. Firm but whippy implements work the best – the switching on level 6 literally felt like a strict female was giving it. – I would recommend this.

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