We’ve gotten a lot of requests ever since we posted my “Punishment Spanking Rules“, for a printable version that you could print out at home. Some also asked for a version that we would send, but this is a much easier and cheaper way for you to get it. But as you can see, the […]
Happy Spanking New Year 2023
Hopefully you had as wonderful a Christmas and New Years as Joey and I did. As I’m sure it is with many of you, the end of the year is always a crazy busy time. But coming through that, we’re getting back “into the swing of things”. 😉 Highlights of 2022 for us… We posted […]
A Spanking App
So the other day, Joey showed me an app he came across, which I immediately dubbed a “Spanking App”. Actually it was likely not created for spankings but I wanted to share it with you all, as it can be quite handy for those spankers, and spankees. The app is called Clap Counter. I think […]
The Wicked Queen’s Merch
Over the years I’ve frequented a handful of personal interest sites, and remember seeing many of them, start selling their “merch”. And I even bought some of their merchandise as a way to support them, and just because they had some pretty cool stuff. But to be honest, there were others where the logos or […]
How To Get Your Girlfriend or Wife to Spank You
I am happy to finally say, Joey has completed his ebook, “How To Get Your Girlfriend Or Wife to SPANK YOU (or how to find one that does)”. As you may recall from previous posts, comments, emails or messages, this sentiment is the #1 question we get asked. And on my Fetlife account, I see […]
An Update & A Thank You
The Latest and Greatest Hi all, just wanted to give you all an update on the happenings around here. As of today, it has been 46 days since Joey’s last trip to the woodshed, and sure as the sun rises, Joey has started his decent towards another trip to the woodshed. Although, there may be […]
Readers Choice Spanking – Scheduled
UPDATE: It Happened! Actually ended up happening on SATURDAY – July 23rd, 2022. Here’s the blog post describing the spanking. & the video of it. The original Date was rescheduled… Here’s what happened. Kinda’ funny story. So Joey and I have children. We don’t talk about them on here because it is outside the scope […]
Custom DD Spanking Calculator
Hello again! Wow, two posts in two days! As some of you may have seen, Joey created a free online spanking calculator on our site a while back. It was based off of a spanking calculator he had created for me (for him), on Excel a long time ago. The problem with the online spanking […]
An Interview With The Queen
About a year ago, Joey wrote a blog post that answered some common questions he had received from various messages, comments, and emails. If you haven’t had a chance to read it, I would recommend you do so: What It’s Like to Get Real Spankings: An Interview with Joey. As you would imagine, I too […]
Pick A Wall
And we’re back! Hope you didn’t miss us too badly. 😉 So, as I mentioned in my previous post, Joey and I just recently moved and that was really more time consuming than we both had remembered it being. Been 10+ years since we last moved and boy, did we acquire some things over that […]









