How to Self-Spank

After answering some questions about the spanking machine we are selling, someone on Quora had additional questions for me regarding self-spanking. As you might guess, I haven’t had to self-spank with the Jess around. 😅 However, there was a time before my Queen when I not only attempted to self-spank but actually learned to do it so effectively that I was blistered and bruised, and I had to sleep on my stomach that night. Go me! 🥴

So…as much as it PAINS me to do this…(literally), I’ve been asked to explain HOW to spank yourself in case you don’t have someone who can spank you. This can come in handy if you can’t yet afford the Spanking Machine, or if you buy a Spanking Assignment from Jess, or if you’re getting directed online by someone else with a self-spanking.

Without further adieu…let’s get started.

Spanking yourself is actually easier than one might think. But there are some techniques that I came across by way of experimentation and hopefully can teach you how to do them today. First off, let’s look at the spanking implements that are good for spanking yourself.

Sandal, Hairbrush, Bath Brush, Shower Brush or short Paddle – These implements are obviously easy to control, and with a slight amount of physical dexterity and mobility, you should be able to spank yourself with them. Generally, you’ll use your “dominant hand” (I had to chuckle at that term as it pertains to spanking oneself) 😅. Yes, Jess has told you I’m a kid at heart. Anyway, most people would use their right hand to spank both cheeks (or even the upper backs of their legs if they’re so inclined). Here are a couple of example pictures of self-spanking: one with a leather sandal (This is the one that Jess used on me in the Reader’s Choice Spanking video) And another showing how you can use a bath brush.

Or, if you happen to be ambidextrous or have good dexterity with both hands, you can spank your right cheek with your right hand and your left cheek with your left hand. However, it is not too hard to address both sides of the butt with these implements using just your dominant hand.

Belt, Punishment Strap, Razor Strap, Cord or Whip – Now, these implements will kick things up a notch if you’re swinging hard. With the belt and the cord or whip, the best approach is to double them over, then swing them around the side of your hip so that the doubled-over part spanks the same side butt cheek as the hand you used to swing it. For example, if I swing it with my right hand around my side, the doubled-over end of the belt will land on my right butt cheek. Explaining this in words can be confusing, so Jess suggested I make a video demonstrating how to do it.

Like I said, it’s easy to show how to do it on video. BTW, I was going soft with this because Jess had just taken the Wicked Strap to me for not having this post done already. I was supposed to have this post done several weeks ago prior to her offering her Spanking Assignments so she could point them to this as a reference. So needless to say, even though I was going light with the swats, I could still feel the soreness from her previous strapping. Sorry, no video, as she just went and got it and told me to bend over.

Anyway, once you get a feel for how to swing a belt like this, it is pretty easy to do. And then you can amp up the power to REALLY feel that belt STING. Also, by simply moving your arm up and down, you can adjust where the belt is going to land on your backside and even throw in a few of those upper backs of the legs swats that Jess likes to sprinkle in. 😬

Also, in the video example, you can see that I use both hands to emulate getting spanked from both sides as Jess will do. Again, with just a little practice, it becomes easy to do this with either hand, because as the belt wraps around the initial hip, it helps guide the belt towards its intended target.

The same approach can be done with a punishment strap or razor strap, but just done without the “doubling it over” part.

So…get your swing down with lighter swats first and then slowly work your way up to more intense swings. And I HIGHLY RECOMMEND keeping your legs closed so that the end of the belt or strap doesn’t accidentally hit the inside of your leg or worse…pills for the guys (box for the gals). Yes, I am speaking from experience. 🤦‍♂️ That only has to happen ONCE, and you quickly learn to not do it again.

Once you get the hang of the swing and where the end of the belt is going to land, you can really lay on a good belt whuppin’ to yourself if you so desire, and if you have the mental discipline to do so. Which brings me to…

Self-spanking for Punishment –

The hardest thing about self-spanking for punishment is this little thing called…SELF PRESERVATION. When the body feels pain, the brain sends the appropriate signals to that area to get out of harm’s way. So if you start giving yourself a hard spanking, when it REALLY starts to hurt, it is natural to slow down, spank a different spot, spank less hard, or sometimes, stop spanking altogether. When spanking myself in the pre-Jess years, I was guilty of doing all of those. So don’t feel bad if it happens to you.

Of course I’m taking about a “punishment” self-spanking. If you just want to feel a warm butt for fun. That is easy to do, as you can just start and stop as you see fit. But if you’re trying to make yourself accountable for something and/or want a deterrent…then getting past the self-preservation element is going to be the first hurdle to overcome. Not easy to do, BUT…it is doable. The whole mind over matter thing comes into play.

An interesting note: If you give yourself some hard swats and then stop…then start going again…then stop, and so on. You’ll likely get to the point where you can continue going for a while, and quite hard. In some cases, I got to the point where I was surprised at how hard I was spanking myself but could still take it. Granted, AFTER the spanking, my butt was wrecked, and I could feel it for days afterwards. Just like when Jess spanks me. BUT…the difference is, I was able to “inch” my way up to that point because I controlled the incoming swats. It kinda’ works like a warm-up spanking in that it allows the spankee to take more and/or a harder spanking. As opposed to when Jess is giving me a punishment spanking, I have no control over the “incoming swats,” and they are just relentlessly coming, one after another. I just have to focus on maintaining position as best as I can to not incur any more swats.

The reason I point this out is most likely, you’ll get to the point where you can spank yourself pretty hard, and a HARD swat or two will land, which will make you stop and re-access the situation. Again…that’s self-preservation. So if I REALLY want to feel a punishment spanking by my own hands, I would have to force myself to work through that self-preservation and keep on going no matter how bad it hurts. Which is WAY easier said than done.

Last but not least, I do have to put the disclaimer that this is just for novelty purposes. If someone decides to spank themselves using these or any inferred techniques, they assume all responsibility for any damage they do to themselves or their surroundings. Yes, I’ve done that too! 😂