Ok, before we get started…this post is intended to be a little tongue in cheek. 🥴 That said…after re-reading through…it JUST might work…
The other day, I was in a fun mood and came across a Quora question, asking where one could find a disciplinarian. And before I knew it, I was answering the question in a fun way. For the record, I normally put some thought into my answers, but this just came to me and I went with it. Afterwards, I thought, I need to share and expand on this a little on our blog. So…here you go!
Here’s an easy recipe for getting your girlfriend or wife to spank you. Step by step!
Step 1 – Ask your wife these following Questions…
Would you like me to be less annoying sometimes?
Would you like my “selective hearing” to not include you and your chore list for me?
Would you like me to put the seat down on the toilet consistently?
Would you like me to put my dirty clothes IN the laundry basket?
Would you like me to stop swatting your butt EVERY single time I walk by?
Would you like me to give you 3 or 4 foot massages each week?
If she answers yes to any or most of these questions, proceed to step two.
Step 2 – Tell her…”Take this paddle or belt and spank me as you see fit, and all those things you answered “Yes” to, will come to fruition!” 😉
From a wife’s perspective, it seems like an easy choice right? Spank his butt and he stops being a jackass. Spank his butt and all my gripes start to disappear! Spank his butt and I don’t have to nag about the “honey-do” list, the laundry basket, the toilet seat! Spank his butt and I get several foot massages a week?! 🤔
Again, I know that seems like a slam dunk gents, but as I said, this post is intended to be a little fun. Even if it does sound somewhat plausible.
The reality is…communication is what is key. And I think my wife’s post:
Why Women Should Consider An F/m Spanking Relationship. Provides a better, and more insightful read for your girlfriend or wife. On the other hand…they say nothing breaks the ice like a good joke. So what do you think fellas? Would this be a good ice breaker, and THEN share the other post? Hmmm, I’m starting to wonder myself now.
And of course if you don’t think the topic is approachable at all, you can try one, some or all of the approaches in my eBook – How To Get Your GF or Wife to SPANK YOU – Those under the radar approaches take longer but have worked out for me in the past.
And last but certainly not least…Have you SEEN our last video of my trip to the woodshed – Joey Gets Wrecked? Be careful what you wish for guys. I’m still feeling some of the effects from that last spanking some 5 days ago! If you haven’t seen it and don’t want to buy it, there’s a free preview on SpankingTube – OTK Slipper, Bent Over Belting & Belting, Punishment Spanking. And of course you can read about it here: Worst Spanking of My Life – Joey Gets Wrecked.
I would be curious to hear your thoughts on if you think this “fun” approach might work. BTW – I’m not suggesting you do it, that decision is on you. But…if you DO…let us know what happens. And may the force be with you!