A Spanking Machine Exists

In Jess’s recent blog post, How You Can Get a Spanking, She had a section within it talking about spanking machines. One of them (Robospanker) appears to not be making theirs anymore, but she had also reached out to and heard back from the makers of the “Spanker Machine.” Shortly thereafter, they sent us one of their new units to try out and to use in one of our upcoming videos. Yay for me! 😬

So Jess asked me to put it together and give my initial thoughts on it. So here we go!

spanking machine package

The unit was sent via FEDEX. (Note: It will be sent either FEDEX or DHL Express.) And as a side note, the shipping was pretty fast considering we live in the southwest and it was coming from Spain! Hat’s off to the manufacturer and the shipping company for getting it off and delivered so quickly! πŸ‘πŸ‘

Packaging: This spanking machine was packaged very discreetly. Which is obviously an important thing for most people. It was also packed very well. In fact, I had to break out the box cutter to get enough plastic and tape off so I could get to the box. But…I’d rather it be well packed like that instead of not. Especially considering the distance it was traveling.

Size: I love how compact this spanking machine is. It is just over 8 and a half inches tall and just over 3 inches wide (not including the holding arm/base).

I remember when I was looking at the RoboSpanker that it was a much, much larger unit. Something that you would have to consider its footprint size and having the space for in a room or in a closet. This device can easily fit under a bed, on a shelf, or in a small foot locker (which is where we have it, along with other “goodies”). πŸ˜‰

Assembly: Most of the time, I am team “follow the assembly directions,” but after pulling all the parts out and looking at them, it was extremely easy to put together. That said, I DO recommend reading the instructions before actually using the device, as there are some important operating instructions.

Electricity: As it comes from Spain, the electrical plug is natively the “Euro-plug,”Β  but it comes with electrical adapters to plug into our US standard plug. There is nothing difficult about putting the adapter on the plug.

spanking machine controller

Controller: We got one of the newer machines that comes with this cool little controller. I was also able to figure out how the controller works pretty easily. It has three different working modes.

1) Continuous Mode: Once you turn it on, this spanking machine starts spanking and doesn’t stop until you turn it off.

2) Random Mode: This mode gives random swats instead of just perfectly timed-out swats. The thought was to simulate more of a real spanking, where swats can happen at various intervals.

3) Timer Mode: You can set the timer from 1 to 5 minutes of spanking, and you can watch it count down to the end. Can you make it all the way through? So, like I said, there are some very cool features with this little timer. Note: You can also use the spanking machine without the timer, but I’m not sure why someone would want to do that.

Holding Arm/Base: It comes with a clamp and an arm that you attach the spanking machine to. The clamp should be attached to something sturdy and tight enough so that it won’t slip, and the spanking machine can be rotated in the arm in almost any position. This can accommodate the bent-over position, the butt over a pillow position, or the laying flat on the bed position. Very versatile and pretty easy to set up.

spanking machine package

Implement Holder: The implement holder on the side is where you clamp your spanking implements into. The width available to put an implement in was a little smaller than I would have wanted. When I tried to put a Lexan cane in there, it wouldn’t fit because the foam or rubber handle on the cane was a little wider in girth than the opening of the clamp area. But I was able to remove the handle on the cane, and then the cane fit in quite easily.

But after running the spanking machine with the Lexan cane to see how it swung the cane, the cane started slipping a little. So I took a rubber glove that I use for BBQ’ing, cut off a couple of inches worth of a finger on the glove, then put that on the end of the cane that was to go in the implement holding clamp. That little rubber piece added the extra grip it needed and worked like a charm to hold the cane in place. That said, I don’t think you would need to do that with a rattan cane or one of our Wicked Switches (should I ever get around to making them again – Trust me, don’t be too anxious to get one of those!) LOL

spanking machine package

I also had a heck of a time getting one of our wooden bath brushes to fit into the implement holder. I really had to push to finally squeeze it in there. The plates of the clamp appear to be a little flexible to help grip whatever implement you put in it, but I still had concerns about possible breaking it when pushing the bath brush inside it. What I’ll do before putting the bath brush in there again is just sand down the handle area of the bath brush to reduce its width, so it will fit in much easier.

It seems like canes, rods, small paddles, or hair/bath brushes are going to be the best implements to use with this, as there is a weight limit of 4.4 oz.

spanking machine intensity dial

Intensity Setting: So this has an intensity setting from “1,” which is the minimum intensity, to “MAX,” which is one step above the “10” setting. You simply push in and turn the dial to the desired intensity.

Of course, I set it to “MAX” to see what’s up. πŸ€” I mean, have you SEEN my wife spank me? So I wasn’t too afraid, but having said that, I did have both my pants and underwear on, AND the controller in my hand ready to turn it off in case it started to slice and dice me. πŸ˜…

I attached it to a desk in my office and had the cane in there, ready to rock and roll. With the arm it comes with, it is also easy to adjust height, which is obviously important. But the key takeaway there is that you should be able to use most desks you attach it to. So…I clamped it on, adjusted the height, and then I needed an extension cord to plug it into. NOTE: It does have a decently long cord. I’ll have to measure it next time I have it out, but just the plugs in my office were all used up with a variety of computer things, so I needed to run a cord somewhere else. Then I “assumed the position” (bent over with the cane somewhat resting on my butt). Then I turned it on and awaited the first lash.

I heard the sound of the spanking machine as it pulled the cane back and then released it. THWAK. I wasn’t sure what to expect, but it wasn’t as bad as I thought it was going to be. So I stayed in position for a few more. For me, it wasn’t bad at all, but again, keep in mind that I get spanked VERY hard by a couple of very good and harsh spankers, which are Jess and Nessa. So my pain threshold is up there a bit.

animated belt spanking

So I took my pants and underwear down and got back into position. Note: After the machine turns off, the implement returns to the point of impact position. This is helpful, as you know exactly where to line yourself up for the swat. So I turned it back on, heard the pull back noise, followed by the THWACK” There it is! I could feel more of a sting now.


And so I stayed in position and took a few more lashes. I noticed that there are certain “sweet spots” you need to figure out, which can be done by slightly moving your butt into various positions. After a few more lashes, some of which brought a bit more sting with them, I stopped. Not because I had had enough, but because I knew Jess and I were going to record a video of this thing spanking me fairly soon, and I didn’t want a marked-up butt or to get too used to it. So…that was the set-up, test, and initial thoughts on the Spanking Machine. Now to await the real showdown with it. 😟

UPDATE: The spanking machine spanking has occurred!

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Congrats on getting it! i have an older version and now am thinking of getting a new one. But i want the Spinal Tap version that has an intensity level of 11! He he he… looking forward to seeing the video of you getting it good by the Spanker Machine (and then The Wicked Queen determining that it is not NEARLY enough and continuing on Herself with a good dose of the same implements!)


i WOULD like to find a special loving female to share my life with. as for your web page, it is great.

The Wicked Queen

Hi Michael and thanks for the kind words. Hoping you find that special someone as you desire. πŸ™‚


Recently can across your blog about this spanking machine. I ordered one, waiting delivery. Can’t wait to try out. It’s a lot cheaper than paying a dominatrix once or twice a year , especially when I only need maintenance spankings.

The Wicked Queen

Thanks for the support! And Very good point. I did the blog post – How You Can Get a Spanking – about a year ago, and when researching for spanking professionals, my initial research found pricing from $300 to $500 an hour. Granted I’m sure you can find someone who might do it for less, but…with impact play, I always caution those seeking to be on the receiving end, to make sure the person doing the spanking, knows what they’re doing.


Yes , my last session was $350, spanking only with restraints.


Hello Joey. Wow, fast service from Spain. Ordered my machine Sunday, and arrived Thursday to the east coast. Did some tests on mounting yesterday and put it through its paces this morning. Started on #5 over a thin pair of satin manties. Felt okay, then to #10. Much better. Next lowered the manties, after about 6 strokes, the heat really built up to a point I started screaming. After a short break , I decided to test the random mode on my bare cheeks. That was best. Had to move a little left and right to even out the impact area . I’d say after 5 mins, my butt was on fire and stopped. Butt wow the random mode is most exciting . Next session, random mode on max, first over my manties , halfway I’ll finish the session on bare cheeks.

Best damn spanking I’ve had in years. I used a leather paddle, 18in long was 3.9 oz.

I placed a chair between me and a wall, to prevent my body from forward movement.

Last edited 3 months ago by Satinsubmissive
paul bailey

How do you buy one


Your machine looks delightful! I would love to have one! However, at this time, I don’t have the money to pay you.
Thanks for letting me know about this opportunity! And please let me know if you have a sale? Thanks again!

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